I can’t even describe this house, you have to see it to believe it. I cannot recall the last time I alternated between OMG! and WTF? from one photo to next. Like I cannot understand what took place there. The history of the house is pretty odd too, it is not currently listed but that the last realtor who had the listing for $2.8M seems to be advertising it for $1.9M but all sites say off market. Zillow even suggests a price of less than $700K which is totally ridiculous for this McMansion. Here’s more info on this listing.
First things first: 5 beds, 9 (!) full baths and 2 half baths, 10 651 sq ft (with lower level its 12 000 square feet), its a custom Georgian colonial (my faves). Love the entrance.
This might be too fanciful for most but I totally love this circular entry and the waterfall. I know, it can’t be helped.
Garages: 5 bays! We have 2 and I wish we had 3 but gosh 5. All that crap that a family of four has can go in there! Sigh. Love the tile detail there, too.
I really want to focus on this gorgeous gorgeous wrap around deck, my husband would so love this. How beautiful is that statue? But my eyes are hurting from all that blue. I am sure its something expensive and modern but just do damn jarring.
Beautiful pergola and porte cochere. How fantastic for outdoor entertaining!
I kind of like that sculpture but please remove that furniture. Look across to the right – thats the indoor pool.
Here it is. Kind of awesome, can you imagine swimming there when its snowing outside? The mural on the ceiling though…. I think the chandeliers would actually work and be really stunning but the clouds have to go, I am sorry.
Master bed apparently has 4 closets. Yes, please. Gorgeous. Just perfection.
I don’t understand what we are looking at here. Is this the master? Whats under the bed? Is the TV built in at the foot of the bed? All the crystal chandeliers and murals and sculptures and now we do shiplap and elephants?
Is this the selfie room? I need one.
Found an older photo of this room. Def a selfie room. Notice the luggage in the corner.
No words. I hope there’s a massively ornate chandelier having all over this. NJ real housewives would be so jealous.
So this is clearly a cozy country estate kitchen with a french vibe. With black appliances. Hmm. The room is huge and so is the island. I’d paint the cabinets, update the counters and appliances and toss the curtains, have a massive tag sale and it would lovely when cleaned out.
Nice laundry room!
Dining room
Living area.
This is a mudroom? Because there’s a pair of rain boots? Right? Whoever was in charge of window treatments in this house clearly had identity crisis. Or just crisis.
Bitch we are busy working people is a theme of this room. Couldnt the realtor remove the trash can from photos?
Another office.
So pretty. Looks like motorized window shades and probably another cloud mural. Doesn’t bother me here, it looks so relaxing here.
One of the closets
Master bath probably?
Vanity area
Library or sitting room.
And ladies, the piece de resistance. I die. I just die.
Massive gym
The deck overlooks 1600 sq ft guest house and the indoor pool area has a massage room, fireplace and sauna! I would so love a sauna… Taxes are $72,000.
